100% serious I will paypal $5 to someone (the first person I hear back from) that can translate this story summary from Handsome High School Defense Club Love’s official site. I am that starved to learn about this anime and being able to read the phrase “LOVEMAKING” at the bottom
isn’t is totally helping.
(*- * ) Waaahh~!! This is a bit advanced for my nihongo knowledge, but I will try! (Because I sure as heck want to know what this anime is about. lol) I’ll try to translate what I know, but it’ll be pretty literal, and shoddy. Sorry if it doesn’t make much sense!
I’ll be replacing kanji I can’t read with “XXX" and I’ll be putting "*" next to names that I may be reading incorrectly.
A certain town in Japan, XXX City”
XXX High school’s “Earth Defense Club” = “Nothing Better To Do Club”(lol)
Club Members Yufuin(The chill brown haired bishie) and Kinugawa(Cute blue haired megane bishie) were soaked/submerged in the bathtub by a pink wombat(The pink animal thing) that appeared from outer space.
"I want to protect this Star…What kind of power will you lend me?" (The wombat says part of this in the trailer)
The Earth….Something something something (Aw crap. This next sentence is really hard for me to understand. Something about earth, the power of love, and Wombats getting upset and leaving??? Leaving with two people??? *- * (Ahh…I don’t undersstaanddd)
And so Ginyu’s* son, “Hakone” (The cute blond shota) found the Wombat, "SO FLUFFY~!" He said chasing him around. (*- * ..)
The following day at school, Wombat found Yufuin and Kinugawa again and the remaining members Naruko(Green haired prince cutie) and Zao(Pink haired tsuntsun cutie).
(I’m going to paraphrase this next part, because I only half understand, and I have no idea how to directly translate it.) And so, it says something about Wombat getting captured(I think), something about them reuniting, and how some special bracelets are needed to protect the world.
"ITS LOVE MAKING!" (????I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HERE. LOL.)
From the Bracelets dazzling light overflowed and covered their whole body…
——- The end. （・⊝・）
Ahh~ I’m sorry. I wish I could understand better! _:(´□`」 ∠):_
There were a lot of words and sentence structures I’m not used too/don’t understand. *- * And then I’m also super conscious of whether I’m actually translating it right! Bleeeeh~
But all in all, it looks like it’s pretty much retelling the same stuff we saw from the trailer. Unfortunately the “RABUMAKING” wasn’t explained further. T__T; In the trailer, Wombat says “USE THE RABUMAKING”, with the following screen saying “What’s RABUMAKING?” So it probably won’t be explained till the show airs. :c
But at least now we know that there are special bracelets needed to save the world, which may result in super cute transformation scenes. The last sentence has given me hope in that. Lol. (രᴗര๑)